Dumb Things I Quoted

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• "I've been using sobriety as a crutch, My life is shit!"
• "Call the Pentagon, the four sided building with an 'extra' wall".
• "How to find a needle in a haystack. Burn it down and run a magnet over it"
• "This ain't my first dog at the Pony show".
• Donald Trump wants to take away our cheese shredder and make us grate again?
• St Pete: Can you laugh at yourself? Me: Let me tell you story about how I got here!
• Sometimes you need a gallon of "shock it" in the gene pool!
• It's hard to have a movement without a asshole!